Friday, 6 September 2013

Strange Things Done 'Neath the Midnight Sun



My first karate club was an excellent example of both what makes karate great and the poison that ruins the experience.  In the three short years I trained with that small club I fell in love with Shotokan karate for life and I received a detailed education in the underlying cancer that is destroying karate from the inside. Its about a community and the individuals within that community.

In the early nineties, Whitehorse of the Yukon Territories had one of the most vibrant martial arts communities anywhere. The generous recreation budget of  the government meant that just about any club could operate debt free even if their membership was a meagre five people. We had three karate clubs, all practising Shotokan karate, a huge Tae Kwon Do club, a Aikijutsu club (all members were prison guards from the local penitentiary), a Ninjutsu club (mostly ex-Viet Nam veterans who were not a lot of fun to train with because they were seriously dangerous men), a fencing club and a very active firearms club (with a world class gun range).  If a guy kept on good terms with all the clubs, you could feasibly attend a different seminar with globally famous instructors at least once monthly.  All the facilities were free of charge and most of the clubs received substantial  discretionary cash grants from the territorial government.  Club fees were a joke and mostly were used to pay for Christmas parties or summer barbecues.  Everything was good.

My first year in karate was fantastic.  We actually had over thirty practising members and everybody genuinely cared about each others progress. It was common for members to arrive early to class and train basics or Kata on their own and all kyu belts were encouraged to exchange helpful pointers for progress. Of course, the sensei was always the final word on everything, but often he would just stand back and only correct instructions when they were egregiously incorrect.  Everyone cooperated and everyone seemed to progress rapidly.  Even today, after over two decades of continuous training and countless hours on the dojo floor, I still look back on that training as being good quality. Certainly, most of the students that came out of that program still shine as some of the best karateka I ever met. I have to credit the sensei and his sempai for that high quality of training.

The sensei of that little club in the Yukon was, to say the least, a unique character.  His karate had long since passed "top quality" and was working on "downright crap" by the time I knew him. The old guy was a professional framer and carpenter and the years of hard labour had punished his body. There was no lightening fast reflexes left, nor any athletic jumps, kicks or footwork.  There were many days that simply getting out of a kneeling position after the traditional bow-in was a complicated process. The physical destruction of his body was not helped at all by the fact that he was a barely functioning alcoholic.

Sensei would often miss class altogether or turn up three sheets to the wind.  Standing down-wind of him was a challenge many nights as the breeze was filled with the smell of whiskey shots and beer chasers.  I remember one particular night where all the old sensei could mumble was an incoherent exhortation that "you gotta be there" when you are fighting. He was absolutely dependent on his sempai, who was a very capable young man who loved old sensei and was determined to keep his club alive, even if it meant becoming a continual apologist for the old drunk.  Most of the best teaching came from sempai, but the overall spirit of the club remained that of the old sensei as he once was, not as he became.

My first club was extremely traditional in nearly every way. Everything, and I mean everything, was done in Japanese.  I never even knew the English translations of most of the techniques until I left the Yukon. There was no such thing as "informal bow-ins" and karate was about self-defence, not about tournaments or sports. Both sensei and sempai had done the tournament game and both had completely rejected it as the wrong path.  Sensei was pretty blunt in his opinion of tournament players while sempai freely admitted that while he was pretty darn good at "tournament tag", he really thought of it as nothing but childish games.  Our Christmas parties typically involved a few very solid drinks followed by Sensei doing a detailed play-by-play of old school knock-down full contact karate bouts captured on Beta-tapes.  He loved watching Jean Yves Theriault, known as "The Iceman" at his fighting pinnacle, and he would often point out that Jean-Yves only really had three basic techniques in his repertoire: jab, reverse-punch and front-snap-kick. Sensei's karate was all about basics and that is what we did: lots of basics.

The thing about Sensei is that he was an old street brawler, a refugee of biker-gangs from the sixties and seventies. His karate was never pretty, even in his youth, but it was always effective. Sensei never had any use for jumps, spinning kicks or high kicks. If the technique could not be used in the heat of battle, dancing in the gravel of a road-side honky-tonk, then it was relegated to the back burner and rarely taught.  My spinning back kick to this day is a poor-man's version best saved for hitting the heavy bag rather than used in sparring. The lack of lustre on Sensei's karate was, truly, the underlying issue when his karate club started to fail in the mid-nineties: old students who had passed the old man in technical skill lost their respect for the man who had brought them from bunny-eared white belt to  black belt instructor.

I have already told you that there was three Shotokan karate clubs in Whitehorse. There was the venerable old JKA club run by yet another crippled carpenter. That club was large and very JKA in it's training: lots of low stances and lots of line drills up and down the floor. The head instructor was frequently side-lined by work-related injuries, but that did not matter since the club had a clear hierarchy and if Sensei was missing, it was understood who was to take over the leadership. The group was a great bunch of guys and I trained with them frequently, attending every club seminar for the entire three years I trained in the Yukon. My club, the Northern Tsuruoka Club, was a branch of Master Tsuruoka's organisation out of Toronto. Tsuruoka style is basically Shotokan with slightly higher stances and .....Ok, it's just Shotokan.  Northern Tsuruoka was actually the oldest club in the territories, but probably due to Sensei's unpredictable nature, the club never really caught on.  At one point Northern Tsuruoka looked like it might match the much larger JKA club, but then there was a split.

The "split" of Northern Tsuruoka is worthy of examination.  The guy that took off on his own, leaving old Sensei, was a Shodan under Tsuruoka style and was actually pretty capable at tournament style karate.  His movements were sharp, athletic and crisp and he carried himself as a true "sensei": he bowed exactly so, he knelt and stood without effort and he even had the fake Japanese accent when he was teaching.  New Sensei had left Old Sensei and formed his own club out of moral disgust at the continued alcohol infused deterioration of Old Sensei.  We all noted that the period when New Sensei had left the original Northern Tsuruoka club was also about the time Old Sensei had quit attending tournaments altogether.  We also noticed that New Sensei had affiliated his club with a tournament based sport club and had miraculously attained Nidan ranking very soon after joining the new organisation. (Now don't get me wrong: the guy actually was worthy of Nidan ranking at least, but I never have seen anyone suddenly bump-up a kyu ranking when they changed clubs; in fact it is more common to be demoted or at least discouraged from rapidly grading when you change clubs.  Sudden promotions only seem to happen with Dan rankings when people jump ship and join new associations)

The disturbing thing about the whole split with the Northern Tsuruoka club was the back-biting and trash talk that occurred after the split.  Old Sensei pretty much kept his mouth shut about the entire affair, but would have nothing to do with his old protege and discouraged us from attending "that clubs" seminars.  New Sensei was quite vocal about what a hopeless drunk Old Sensei was and how Old Sensei's Dan ranking was fake; New Sensei was adamant that Old Sensei had never graded past Nidan and that his current Sandan ranking was a figment of Old Sensei's whiskey sodden mind. Much ado was made about the fake ranking and the ongoing physical deterioration of Old Sensei and it was done very publicly.

At the time I was a very lowly kyu grade and I did not understand much of what was going on.  I actually thought that the ranking debate was a serious issue and led me to doubt everything I knew about Old Sensei.  The public back-biting did devalue Old Sensei's coin with me and many other students; students that actually had trained with Old Sensei and had left him to join New Sensei's club repeated the tales of rank inflation and physical incompetence as often as anyone would listen to them.  The entire process undermined Old Sensei's entire standing within the closed karate community and eventually he was marginalised and forced to retire. The last time I spoke with him he was so far gone that he was barely able to form coherent sentences and could not remember the names of any of his former students.  New Sensei can take a lot of credit for finally destroying the man that led him to his Shodan ranking...and he might just be proud of that.

So here is the crux of the story.  Some of my readers might suggest that the alcoholism and physical deterioration of Old Sensei was justifiable cause for forced retirement. And they might be right. On the other hand, you need to look at the much bigger picture and, more importantly, the final results.

Old Sensei, regardless of his physical limitations and his oft drunken behaviour, had produced many very capable students. He was obviously a capable instructor; his results spoke for themselves.  Furthermore, Old Sensei was teaching karate as a self-defence system, which is what it's original form truly was. Old Sensei had proved his karate effective many times in real fights, the last one against three muggers intent on stealing his car. That incident occurred late in Old Sensei's declining years when he could barely rise from a kneeling position and walked with an obvious limp, so I would hate to know what the old man was capable of in his prime.  Meanwhile New Sensei had really nice hair and prided himself on never using his karate outside the dojo or tournament venue.

The ranking issue, so important to me at the time, I consider nothing but a sad joke now.  Dan rankings are more about being accepted as part of the "in crowd" versus the loser brigade. Certainly there are ranking examination up to Godan level and beyond, but what nobody ever tells you is that as you progress in the Dan ranking system the likelihood of you passing (or even getting the opportunity to test sometimes) is directly proportional to how much of a "company man" you are.  Nidan ranks are a dime a dozen, but then Nidan is not really an instructional rank, it's just a slightly advanced Shodan who might someday reach full instructional ranking.  Sandan ranking is the first true instructional rank and while the Sandan rank usually does signify some real physical skill, it is also all about that candidate being elevated to one of the "in crowd".  I have seen capable men fail at their Sandan examination simply because the examiner purposefully reset the bar so high that the candidate had no hope of passing.  I have also seen the magical bar reset to a much lower standard if it served the political machine of the official examiner.  When faced with an Dan ranked karateka, I always watch the man and rank him according to my experience rather than what his little sheet of paper states.

Consider the situation of the Northern Tsuruoka club: Old Sensei had taught many capable karateka over his many years at the helm, his rival New Sensei being one of them. By all accounts Old Sensei, while a crippled drunk, could still capably defend himself in a real fight while New Sensei always maintained really nice hair and a tidy dogi. Old Sensei knew what it took to survive a fight ("you have to be there", his drunken exhortation to me that night, was all about maintaining focus and living in the moment. I knew that then and I really know that now) while New Sensei knew what it took to win a political coup.  I know who I respected in that situation and I know who I thought was just a paper tiger. You can make your own decisions.

I lost track of Old Sensei years ago, soon after I finally earned my Shodan ranking.  I called him one night to tell him the news and he did not have a clue who the hell I was, despite the fact I had trained with him and spent many winter nights watching tapes of old bare-knuckle fights with him over a three year period. His speech was slurred and his sentences disjointed. Old Sensei had not been on a dojo floor since shortly after I left the Yukon. He barely remembered his own name anymore.  He is probably dead now.  I ran into one of New Sensei's students about a decade after I left the Yukon. He came and trained with my club in Saskatchewan. The student had been a white belt when I knew him, but he now sported a new, bunny-eared black belt. His karate was passable at best, but he knew all sorts of Kata and tricky but useless moves. There was nothing functional or utilitarian about his karate, but he freely told us all sorts of tricks for looking good at a tournament.  I guess it really is all about a person's value system and the student never falls too far from the tree of the teacher.

Truthfully, there really is no right and wrong in the above story. My sympathy lays with my Old Sensei, obviously, but the complaints about his drunken behaviour were justified.  The problem I have is that the justified complaints about drunkenness were extended to incompetence and rank inflation.  The measure of an instructor's competence is the quality of his students, not the quality of his own karate and, well, rank is just another piece of paper signed by an authority who has a vested interest in the success or failure of the candidate.  Papers can be bought and sold and association loyalty is as much a form of currency as cold, hard cash.  Make your own judgements.

Wednesday, 4 September 2013

In the Beginning

I'm the old fart on the left. I can take a punch and frequently am on the receiving end of punches.

Through the grape vine I have heard of yet another karate association rift filled with accusations of treason, misappropriations of funds and abuse of privilege. This is the same tired story that everyone that has been involved in karate for any length of time has heard far more than anyone could possible believe.  As someone who is now outside of the karate culture looking in, the ongoing, continual backbiting and infighting is akin to watching pre-teen boys arguing over stick-ball rules in the junkyard sandlot.

This will be a short "blog", perhaps only ten or fifteen entries. I am hoping to instigate some honest debate over just what the hell is wrong with world-wide karate, but failing that, at least this blog will be a record of the crap I have seen as a practicing karateka, in four clubs and two styles over the last 25 years.

 I will give you a very short and hopefully truthful biography of me. I am a fifty-one year old man who has practiced martial arts since 1983. I started in Tai Chi Chuan while I was still in college, getting into the peaceful martial art simply because I noticed a sharp-looking blond was part of the club. I was young and my little head did most of my thinking for me back then.  I really enjoyed Tai Chi and I still do the Yang Style Long Form nearly daily.  I actually see far more value in Tai Chi now than I did back in my youth, but back then I was doing the martial art for lust rather than love. 

I got into Shotokan Karate-do in 1991 and, with the aid of my near-photographic memory and my natural athleticism, I progressed very quickly through the first few kyu grades.  Don't get me wrong: I was no "Bruce Lee" and, even from the start, it was quite clear I was never going to be a karate savant. I was and am, merely proficient at the basics. I understand what I am supposed to do and I know how to do it, but nobody is ever going to comment on my Godlike form or my lethal techniques.  I am just another week-end warrior wannabe; just like 99% of the rest of karateka world-wide. Nothing lethal here.

I eventually earned my Shodan rank in 1997, grading to black belt under Rick Jorgensen, the current (or former maybe?) chairman of the ITKF.  I genuinely earned that Shodan rank and I am proud that I did stick with karate long enough to wear the coveted black belt.  On the other hand, I freely admit that having a Shodan ranking means one thing only: the colour of my karate belt will never change from now on.  I am not "sensei", I am not a "tough dude" and I am not even all that athletic. I just stuck with karate and hammered away at the basic skills until I became proficient enough to wear a black belt. That is the truth for just about every other black-belt in this sport: we just stuck with it long enough to earn the belt.

I never bothered grading beyond Shodan.  By the time I had spent all my free time for seven years pounding away on the hard-wood of a dojo I had learned a few dirty little secrets about karate.  One of the truths I learned was that the Dan ranking system is a complete farce; anything above Shodan and you are looking at a simple seniority ranking system. If you have been around forever, you likely are highly ranked regardless of your skill level.  Certainly there are some miraculously skilled karateka with high Dan rankings, but I would bet those skilled few were amazing athletes at simple kyu levels. High Dan rankings combined with amazing athletic skill merely represents physical ability combined with physical durability, also known as "The last man left standing syndrome". Unfortunately, the ability/ durability quotient does not correlate with intelligence, teaching ability, morality, or common sense. Many of the highly ranked karateka I have met are just aging jocks with immense egos, limited intellect, and delusions of grandeur.  And karate culture grooms them to be that way; we worship their brutality, we enable their dictatorships and we kiss their asses. BTW: I have never stopped training since earning my Shodan. In fact, my number of hours on the dojo floor actually increased substantially after reaching black belt. I did not quit karate; I just quit chasing the imaginary brass ring of rank

Very early in my karate training (some of the more grandiose of karateka call it "a career") I recognized the cognitive dissonance between what I was being told and reality. We are expected to accept blindly whatever spewed out of sensei's mouth, no matter how silly those ideas may be.  Right from the start I realized that there was many versions of the truth out there and, most importantly,  it is the duty of a real student to find those truths.  I read everything I could about martial arts and I indeed became an expert in the science of karate by my own rights. In the early years I consumed everything I could and believed nearly everything I read; my opinions changed every time I bought a new book for my library.  It was only after nearly a decade of teaching karate and listening to the naïve comments from my own students that I learned to edit almost everything I heard and read about karate.  There is only one truth that every karateka needs to learn: nobody knows the real truth because every person's truth is different.  Certainly there are more capable instructors out there and there are all sorts of gifted athletes on the dojo floor, but capable instructors and gifted athletes are very much two different things.  Often those that can teach are not great performers and those that can perform cannot teach. Finally and most unfortunately, often those gifted few that are charismatic, capable and instructive are morally barren and should not be allowed to lead an club of rotting corpses much less young athletes.  Karate is an individual sport/ pass-time and therefor learning karate is mostly independent study. The moment a karateka abandons responsibility for his own instruction and allows sensei to dictate his path, he has left his true way.

This blog will document the wild breaches of trust and common decency that I personally have witnessed over the years.  It will be decidedly not a "kiss and tell" blog because I will leave out all the pertinent details that might implicate specific individuals. You are welcome to guess about identities and you might be right, but all the concrete proof is long gone and all you have is my word for it. And  really, who the hell am I? Just another internet hack with an axe to grind.

The blame for the sorry state of affairs in martial arts sits squarely on the shoulders of the students.  We cannot blame O-Sensei or Grand-Master or whatever lame title you wish to give the aging old fart in white pyjamas because we created the monster that we call "Sensei".  We bowed to him, we followed his lead without question, we boot-licked and ass-kissed until those sainted souls were placed permanently upon a pedestal so high that God himself would be hard pressed to knock them off. I have actually sat at a lunch table and heard an attractive, fit young woman ask an aging, overweight, pear shaped O-Sensei how he maintains his amazing physique: even the O-Sensei blanched at the shameless flattery.  I half expected to hear offers of sexual service in the next sentence. We need not raise these instructors up on high; they are just humans with human frailties. They eat and sleep, they urinate and defecate and yes, they pass gas often (but frequently are filled with little more than hot air despite farting).  Of course instructors should be respected and treated with courtesy, but often behaviour around "Sensei" borders on mindless worship.  It is no great surprise when the odd "Sensei" takes advantage of that worship and falls into bed with a student or absconds with club fees when he runs short of funds.

Part of the issue is the expected goals karate students have from training.  If all of us were true to both ourselves and our colleagues, we would admit the real reason we started karate. Cut the crap; we all joined karate because we had some romantic idea that immersing ourselves in a martial art would make us bad-ass and somehow superhuman.  We watched the lame Hollywood (or Hong-Kong) movies where highly rehearsed actors performed choreographed fight scenes and looked invincible, effortlessly destroying numerous opponents without so much as shedding a drop of blood. We ignored the fact those same actors had the benefits of untold hours of training and rehearsal, numerous takes to get the routine perfect, several camera angles and edits to cover flawed performance and often performance enhancing aids such as wires to really pump up the action. Often karate students have already departed from reality before we ever step onto the dojo floor, so it is not too difficult to imagine that we might be susceptible to wild expansions of the truth uttered by our instructors.  We accept the lies because we want them to lie to us; we want them to maintain the false façade that karate will make us invincible and superhuman, just like the deceased Bruce Lee (note that all the "Black Belt Magazine" issues that feature Bruce Lee on the cover are top sellers.  We continue the myth that a diminutive Hollywood actor of over forty years ago was "the greatest".)

I still like karate as a form of exercise and a pass-time.  As a form of "whole body" exercise it is excellent: it does truly train the body and the mind. Unfortunately, there is a miserable dark side to karate that has been frequently revealed but thus far ignored: the people running the show are corrupt and it is we, the students, who corrupted them. It is our fault and only when we stop the mindless worship and thoughtless  cult behaviour will our leaders truly deserve their positions.

Stay tuned for "tales from the dojo".